February 15, 2011

Ten Things Men Want in a Woman

By Kafka, Esq.
I saw a post on a women's dating site titled something to the effect of, Ten Things Men Want in a Woman. It was allegedly written by a straight guy, and it listed qualities like "allure," "surprising laughter," and "wants to explore/travel."

To set the record straight, I've compiled my own list of Ten Things Men Want in a Woman:

1. Good looks.


That's it. There aren't nine other things.

Goodbye.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:45 AM

    "Disease free" is an other thing.

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  2. EstonianFebruary 15, 2011 at 9:48 AM

    Also, "bipedal."

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  3. Kafka, Esq.February 15, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    Before people go bananas about this, note that it's clearly a descriptive claim rather than a normative one. I wouldn't have expected people to miss that, but then again, I also wouldn't have expected someone to say that men are looking for "surprising laughter" and not mention decent appearance.

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  4. Matt StephanFebruary 15, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Disease free and bi-pedal are preferred but not necessary... At least in this man's case.

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  5. Lady Blah BlahFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:48 PM

    I was fairly certain you were just going to say, "a vagina." :)

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